As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4129. | 😎 (armortec) | 100.69 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
4130. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 100.68 | 99% | 2022-08-11 |
4131. | Molasses (practice12_3) | 100.67 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
4132. | poke (ekop1) | 100.67 | 95% | 2015-07-27 |
4133. | Zeke (zeldafan314) | 100.66 | 99% | 2022-11-26 |
4134. | Caleb (syfulis) | 100.66 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
4135. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 100.66 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
4136. | Brian (beitel) | 100.66 | 94% | 2016-03-19 |
4137. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 100.66 | 99% | 2019-01-27 |
4138. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 100.64 | 99.8% | 2023-11-23 |
4139. | Brian (krayons) | 100.63 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
4140. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 100.63 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
4141. | Jearcan (jearcan) | 100.62 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
4142. | Abhishek Jain (abhi_the_typer) | 100.61 | 98.2% | 2024-09-29 |
4143. | derdier (derdier) | 100.61 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
4144. | Brent (avoc17) | 100.60 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
4145. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 100.59 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
4146. | Das FoO (foobird) | 100.59 | 99% | 2019-06-10 |
4147. | Lisa (zamperini36) | 100.58 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
4148. | Ethan (sweethan) | 100.58 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
4149. | Lambo (lchopz) | 100.58 | 95% | 2017-05-28 |
4150. | Josh (cloudworks) | 100.57 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
4151. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 100.57 | 99% | 2024-09-26 |
4152. | helvetica (helvetica) | 100.57 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
4153. | Paruki- (paruki) | 100.57 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
4154. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 100.57 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
4155. | chromebookman (chromebookman) | 100.56 | 96% | 2025-05-09 |
4156. | Jehu (ejalcoba100) | 100.56 | 97.2% | 2021-03-02 |
4157. | D (ducktypist) | 100.56 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
4158. | Nathan (suspension) | 100.55 | 95% | 2016-11-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |