Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4507. | John (juan_b0ss) | 51.82 | 93% | 2019-02-28 |
| 4508. | bluecat67 (bluecat67) | 51.81 | 92% | 2019-09-24 |
| 4509. | OG3G (og3g) | 51.77 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 4510. | Aritra (zackhacks) | 51.77 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
| 4511. | Limon (mhlimon) | 51.76 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 4512. | Damon (damongray) | 51.70 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 4513. | Hayden (r1plee) | 51.70 | 94% | 2019-03-06 |
| 4514. | Michael (michaelpresunka) | 51.69 | 95% | 2018-12-05 |
| 4515. | vickey (vickeysahani) | 51.66 | 98% | 2018-02-03 |
| 4516. | neblig (bsy_af) | 51.66 | 95% | 2019-08-24 |
| 4517. | Anna (chloriceel) | 51.61 | 95% | 2017-11-02 |
| 4518. | PHUC NGUYEN (tieuquetu) | 51.60 | 98% | 2017-12-23 |
| 4519. | Jimmy (jimmy890302) | 51.60 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4520. | Raveena (raveena5) | 51.59 | 94% | 2020-02-14 |
| 4521. | Jeremy (urshr) | 51.58 | 94% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4522. | Ricard (bethuel) | 51.57 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4523. | SLOW AF ;) (hetavr) | 51.54 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4524. | Yannis (anvilmar) | 51.52 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 4525. | Hoang (hoangama) | 51.52 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4526. | Oaken (oaken) | 51.52 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4527. | danza 🖤👻 (danza5374) | 51.50 | 95% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4528. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 51.49 | 95% | 2018-02-27 |
| 4529. | osman (os_kh) | 51.47 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4530. | Tinh (tinhnguyen) | 51.46 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4531. | Spriggan (spriggan22) | 51.44 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4532. | 💩🐐 (2plus2is4) | 51.38 | 93% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4533. | Stefan (rooveno) | 51.38 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 4534. | GabWasTaken (bored_dude) | 51.34 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4535. | Lior (lior8413) | 51.33 | 93% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4536. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 51.30 | 96% | 2019-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |