So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9862. | Kisi (caseylicious09) | 85.96 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9863. | BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) | 85.96 | 98.2% | 2023-06-29 |
| 9864. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 85.96 | 98.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9865. | . .. .. . . (harrack7) | 85.96 | 93% | 2015-01-20 |
| 9866. | Joshua (joshuasymes) | 85.95 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 9867. | Eajno (eajno) | 85.95 | 94% | 2016-09-06 |
| 9868. | Dennis (dennis_3107) | 85.95 | 97% | 2013-07-07 |
| 9869. | Samuel (samjh8xie) | 85.94 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 9870. | Nik (niolask) | 85.94 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 9871. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 85.94 | 95.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 9872. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 85.94 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 9873. | phobia (mediaphobio) | 85.94 | 96% | 2017-03-13 |
| 9874. | ANIME WAS A MISTAKE (nagata... | 85.94 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 9875. | Benji (helmdaddy) | 85.94 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 9876. | failzor (failzor) | 85.94 | 97% | 2016-06-09 |
| 9877. | asmo (asmodaiii) | 85.94 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 9878. | SLOW AF ;) (hetavr) | 85.93 | 99% | 2023-04-13 |
| 9879. | Jeremy (jfly) | 85.93 | 95% | 2012-02-23 |
| 9880. | race selection (playslowave... | 85.93 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9881. | @benakribo (benazio) | 85.93 | — | 2009-01-31 |
| 9882. | AKIMbO (_akimbo_) | 85.92 | 94% | 2014-06-10 |
| 9883. | Nicole (starlightsky) | 85.92 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| 9884. | Manu (manuruz) | 85.92 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 9885. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 85.92 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9886. | Matt (mattk) | 85.92 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 9887. | Sponge (vortexsponge) | 85.92 | 96% | 2016-07-29 |
| 9888. | Manoj (chvsmanoj) | 85.92 | 96% | 2013-10-16 |
| 9889. | MC (marcone) | 85.92 | 95% | 2021-12-21 |
| 9890. | A (achongl) | 85.92 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 9891. | Andy (sappudappu) | 85.91 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |