So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29824. | Satar (grumpyfoot) | 53.12 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 29825. | ante321 (ante321) | 53.12 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 29826. | Plecks (plecks) | 53.12 | 90% | 2013-03-07 |
| 29827. | montant (montantoine) | 53.12 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 29828. | racingfreak (racingfreak) | 53.12 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 29829. | so (sothea99) | 53.12 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 29830. | Joe (pfaffanator) | 53.12 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 29831. | Misty (neptune) | 53.12 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 29832. | Shore (mrdoom) | 53.12 | 91% | 2014-08-01 |
| 29833. | klong2 (klong2) | 53.12 | 93% | 2012-02-21 |
| 29834. | Anton (askadv) | 53.12 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
| 29835. | Ongasm (nong321) | 53.11 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
| 29836. | me_astr (me_astr) | 53.11 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 29837. | Ahead (ahadwhat) | 53.11 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 29838. | Danver (devas19) | 53.11 | 94% | 2013-07-05 |
| 29839. | mark dionisio (ingatz007) | 53.11 | 92% | 2011-12-26 |
| 29840. | Illumin80 (illumin80) | 53.10 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 29841. | pixie (pixidini) | 53.10 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 29842. | عباس (hesabdar145) | 53.10 | 96% | 2015-10-07 |
| 29843. | BOOM (boomsixes) | 53.10 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 29844. | qaiseenyo (qaiseenyo_) | 53.09 | 95% | 2023-01-06 |
| 29845. | bugwan (bugwan) | 53.09 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| 29846. | Ruda (ruda_felker) | 53.09 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 29847. | Hieu (hieu0nguyen) | 53.09 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
| 29848. | Salmon (raresalmon) | 53.09 | 95% | 2020-01-02 |
| 29849. | Anna (chloriceel) | 53.09 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 29850. | Charlie (phoenixwing410) | 53.09 | 89% | 2013-11-15 |
| 29851. | Vinh (terrav) | 53.09 | 90% | 2012-01-15 |
| 29852. | Salzd (salzd) | 53.09 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 29853. | Gokcan (gokcanozakdag) | 53.09 | 90% | 2016-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |