Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1996. | Kyle (gnowelyk) | 85.83 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 1997. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 85.82 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 1998. | Prototype (sckraker) | 85.81 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1999. | Jake (jaked244) | 85.79 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2000. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 85.76 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2001. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 85.74 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2002. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 85.74 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 2003. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 85.72 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| 2004. | Niko (nikolearnstotype) | 85.72 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
| 2005. | Jan (yentzeg) | 85.70 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 2006. | Zelmas (icetwo) | 85.69 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 2007. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 85.67 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2008. | VQL (vqlence) | 85.66 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2009. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 85.65 | 99% | 2020-05-14 |
| 2010. | Šimon (tvojematka) | 85.65 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2011. | uwos (artuist) | 85.64 | 99% | 2019-01-23 |
| 2012. | script/script (henville12) | 85.60 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 2013. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 85.60 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2014. | Hajar (hajar424) | 85.60 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 2015. | Nooll (iamacow1234) | 85.59 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2016. | Ambrose (astrealix) | 85.59 | 99% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2017. | Wadi (wadithegoat) | 85.59 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 2018. | tuuby (alohatubby) | 85.58 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 2019. | knives (snapraze) | 85.58 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 2020. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 85.55 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2021. | Evan (toastypoints) | 85.55 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2022. | Piturnah (piturnah) | 85.54 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2023. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 85.54 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 2024. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 85.53 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 2025. | Nicole (nikkicole1) | 85.52 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |