As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5179. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 97.34 | 98% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5180. | yee (bushdidnothingwrong) | 97.34 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 5181. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 97.33 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 5182. | Wilson (wilsonthewinner) | 97.33 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 5183. | Meditate (meditate) | 97.33 | 99.3% | 2023-11-30 |
| 5184. | Kinson Tierney (kinsson) | 97.32 | 98% | 2023-12-14 |
| 5185. | Liam (dimlithegwarf) | 97.32 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5186. | Autobalance (autobalance) | 97.32 | 98.8% | 2023-10-28 |
| 5187. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 97.32 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 5188. | Ciroquma (ciroquma) | 97.32 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
| 5189. | Nox (nymanne) | 97.31 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 5190. | jack (mallacoota1) | 97.31 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5191. | David (nexus52085) | 97.31 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
| 5192. | avery (stridersword) | 97.30 | 99% | 2021-01-10 |
| 5193. | Z (reereerat) | 97.30 | 98% | 2025-05-09 |
| 5194. | Brodey (brodeys17) | 97.30 | 97.8% | 2023-11-20 |
| 5195. | pi3_14 (NQ) (pi3_14) | 97.29 | 97.8% | 2025-02-08 |
| 5196. | script/script (henville12) | 97.29 | 97.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5197. | jailyn (ballerboy99) | 97.28 | 94% | 2017-02-13 |
| 5198. | Shaked (aes222) | 97.28 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 5199. | Monster (cringe) | 97.28 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
| 5200. | Ryowo (ryowo99) | 97.27 | 97% | 2024-07-31 |
| 5201. | Chirag (chirag_2580) | 97.27 | 97.8% | 2025-05-31 |
| 5202. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 97.27 | 95% | 2015-06-14 |
| 5203. | ssj4gogeta (ssj4gogeta) | 97.27 | 98% | 2016-06-10 |
| 5204. | Ali (ali_pro) | 97.26 | 97.4% | 2025-02-27 |
| 5205. | jasonshu (jasonshu) | 97.26 | 89% | 2016-12-15 |
| 5206. | Raskolnikov (rocketsurgeon) | 97.26 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 5207. | buwumer (buwumer) | 97.26 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 5208. | Kiko (kikozz) | 97.25 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |