So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31205. | Ricardo (marioman909) | 50.91 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 31206. | KONTOL (egaaditya0) | 50.91 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 31207. | ZuckFnorlax (kingkgxx) | 50.91 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 31208. | fred (fred_b) | 50.91 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 31209. | Josh (mobius) | 50.91 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 31210. | Bryce (ertgbnm) | 50.90 | 88% | 2017-02-06 |
| 31211. | Craig (craigo76) | 50.90 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 31212. | southwordcloud6 (southwordc... | 50.90 | 92% | 2018-07-24 |
| 31213. | Muhammad (nfocused27) | 50.90 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 31214. | Mv (marcellv) | 50.90 | 86% | 2017-01-18 |
| 31215. | Rudyard (rudyblue) | 50.90 | 95% | 2014-01-27 |
| 31216. | bob (duelyo) | 50.90 | 88% | 2017-04-26 |
| 31217. | J (evil_june) | 50.89 | 95% | 2012-04-18 |
| 31218. | Dragec (dragec) | 50.89 | 96% | 2012-12-07 |
| 31219. | Hamfin (thumbfist) | 50.89 | 95% | 2022-03-12 |
| 31220. | Rebecca (rebeccayang) | 50.89 | 93% | 2015-06-04 |
| 31221. | Ben (benhuntington) | 50.88 | 95% | 2020-01-22 |
| 31222. | Krunal (blackmars) | 50.88 | 87% | 2011-08-16 |
| 31223. | XForce (xforce_) | 50.88 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 31224. | Jacqui (applejakkes) | 50.88 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 31225. | twitch_NotDefense (bravedev... | 50.88 | 95% | 2018-10-24 |
| 31226. | vvv (vaa1881) | 50.88 | 97% | 2011-12-26 |
| 31227. | jayshri (jayshri) | 50.88 | 96% | 2013-09-13 |
| 31228. | henryshort (henryshort) | 50.88 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 31229. | william (corujawl) | 50.88 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 31230. | Cally (ncally) | 50.87 | 95% | 2023-05-29 |
| 31231. | leo (sazaluev) | 50.87 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 31232. | atul (jsrvh) | 50.87 | 93% | 2015-06-06 |
| 31233. | Ada (siuying1241) | 50.86 | 94% | 2011-05-08 |
| 31234. | Navid (navidkmn) | 50.86 | 92% | 2017-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |