So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1208. | Isaac (isaacchen_cool) | 120.06 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 1209. | (raydians) | 120.06 | 98% | 2012-06-30 |
| 1210. | (oystersmiling) | 120.05 | 98% | 2017-01-09 |
| 1211. | (kingmanus) | 120.05 | 100% | 2011-06-11 |
| 1212. | (arabtexan) | 120.05 | — | 2008-09-06 |
| 1213. | (cosmologic) | 120.04 | 95% | 2011-05-27 |
| 1214. | (illogic) | 120.02 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 1215. | (hippochampus) | 120.00 | 97% | 2015-03-01 |
| 1216. | (exbeon32) | 120.00 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
| 1217. | (tobymao) | 119.99 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 1218. | (shoncon_260) | 119.99 | 99% | 2014-06-04 |
| 1219. | (marmal) | 119.99 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 1220. | (someone8888) | 119.98 | 100% | 2021-05-20 |
| 1221. | (nonquitvinnypines) | 119.97 | 96.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1222. | (mimigz) | 119.97 | 98% | 2014-12-04 |
| 1223. | W/H (w_h_) | 119.97 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 1224. | snaildvorak (hendrapermana) | 119.96 | 99% | 2016-09-03 |
| 1225. | Jee Hoon (jeehoonoh) | 119.96 | 98% | 2017-01-28 |
| 1226. | (karak567) | 119.96 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 1227. | (siouxperm) | 119.95 | 99% | 2022-07-09 |
| 1228. | (10wpmtyper) | 119.94 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 1229. | (megawatt) | 119.94 | 96% | 2012-01-06 |
| 1230. | (epcheney) | 119.93 | 94% | 2014-06-20 |
| 1231. | (boschv) | 119.93 | 98% | 2012-01-14 |
| 1232. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 119.92 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 1233. | I play tetris too (hkgwife) | 119.92 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 1234. | Futhark (amayzuh) | 119.90 | 93% | 2011-07-24 |
| 1235. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 119.89 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| 1236. | (doubleqin) | 119.88 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 1237. | (joetypeswords) | 119.84 | 97% | 2015-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |