And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11185. | Brandoni (buhrandone) | 95.22 | 90% | 2015-06-10 |
| 11186. | Asturias (asturias) | 95.22 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 11187. | Ameer (isocket) | 95.22 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 11188. | Kevin (dsent) | 95.21 | 95% | 2013-02-23 |
| 11189. | Jeremy (superjeremy) | 95.21 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 11190. | Christian (imm3b) | 95.21 | 99% | 2022-02-22 |
| 11191. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 95.21 | 98.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 11192. | keyma.sh (bommer1234) | 95.21 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 11193. | TJ (timothyjan) | 95.20 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 11194. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 95.20 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 11195. | Vince (viperclutch) | 95.20 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 11196. | poopy (joyuri) | 95.20 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 11197. | Brad (tp4tissue) | 95.20 | 94% | 2013-10-26 |
| 11198. | Raveon (frozenpriest) | 95.19 | 99% | 2022-02-24 |
| 11199. | Cynthia (tsukihimeko) | 95.19 | 94% | 2016-12-06 |
| 11200. | Jericho (j3richodr3) | 95.19 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 11201. | Michael (thefallenhound) | 95.18 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 11202. | Sugandese (arjeyoo) | 95.18 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 11203. | Marko (hempsa) | 95.18 | 96% | 2012-03-29 |
| 11204. | Andrea (andrea16z) | 95.18 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 11205. | Chutney 🏹 (marchtovalinor) | 95.18 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
| 11206. | Mitch◕‿◕ (swerkxs) | 95.18 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 11207. | Avery (chibizerov4) | 95.18 | 90% | 2012-11-21 |
| 11208. | Scarrrz (scarrrz) | 95.16 | 99% | 2019-07-24 |
| 11209. | Elizabeth (lizziemcfizzie) | 95.16 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 11210. | Jag (jagriff) | 95.16 | 95% | 2012-03-01 |
| 11211. | Calvin (treefiddy) | 95.16 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 11212. | mhee (hangzoon) | 95.16 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 11213. | Phạm Lãng (blackdhcm) | 95.16 | 99% | 2015-02-03 |
| 11214. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 95.15 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |