As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12414. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 78.11 | 91% | 2017-03-25 |
| 12415. | davorin (dsego) | 78.10 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 12416. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.10 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 12417. | sarai (yuki3721) | 78.10 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 12418. | Krishna (krrish94) | 78.10 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
| 12419. | ThreeTwoTwo (three22) | 78.10 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
| 12420. | sjorn (sjorn) | 78.10 | 94% | 2017-03-04 |
| 12421. | Supawat (tamsri) | 78.09 | 95% | 2021-10-15 |
| 12422. | Evan (nullly) | 78.09 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
| 12423. | bob (thot_slayer420) | 78.09 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 12424. | ejay (spacebars_) | 78.09 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 12425. | Ivan (ljakpa) | 78.09 | 92% | 2015-12-16 |
| 12426. | Dylan (giganticpotad) | 78.08 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 12427. | Sanket (newbie24082002) | 78.08 | 96% | 2022-11-06 |
| 12428. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 78.08 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
| 12429. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 78.08 | 90% | 2016-08-30 |
| 12430. | Hemant (hemantbittu) | 78.07 | 97% | 2025-01-17 |
| 12431. | glizzy (quasont) | 78.07 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 12432. | Evan (l3ggomyegg0) | 78.07 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 12433. | Alikhan (alikhan880) | 78.07 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 12434. | Erik (ish4) | 78.06 | 88% | 2015-05-16 |
| 12435. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 78.06 | 94% | 2015-04-21 |
| 12436. | Leo (leffeprimadonna) | 78.06 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 12437. | Petter (dvex) | 78.06 | 94% | 2017-05-25 |
| 12438. | Rift026 (rift026) | 78.05 | 96.2% | 2024-08-09 |
| 12439. | Thomas (skyllo) | 78.05 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 12440. | Cedric (sedorikku) | 78.05 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 12441. | Joe (joe7670) | 78.05 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 12442. | epicgamer412 (epicgamer412) | 78.04 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 12443. | Ufo23 (ufo23gg) | 78.04 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |