The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20255. | Jadea (jadea) | 71.65 | 95% | 2013-01-01 |
| 20256. | L (zenren) | 71.65 | 91% | 2015-09-02 |
| 20257. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 71.65 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 20258. | ~~^^____--++ (monaj) | 71.65 | 92% | 2014-10-27 |
| 20259. | antonio (ajthagoat) | 71.65 | 93% | 2016-12-03 |
| 20260. | strawhat (luffy016) | 71.65 | 95% | 2015-01-05 |
| 20261. | MaEn (maen) | 71.65 | 93% | 2012-04-03 |
| 20262. | ilrj (ilrj) | 71.65 | 97% | 2012-10-22 |
| 20263. | Erik (ersken90) | 71.64 | 96% | 2016-03-31 |
| 20264. | Kushagra (kush123_) | 71.64 | 95.6% | 2023-09-18 |
| 20265. | hady (01h2a) | 71.64 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 20266. | w (wisatong) | 71.64 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 20267. | thomas (thoomas55) | 71.64 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 20268. | Billy (billythekid01) | 71.64 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 20269. | Baghead (baghead) | 71.64 | 90% | 2014-03-07 |
| 20270. | Roo Roo (rooroo04) | 71.64 | 94% | 2013-07-26 |
| 20271. | Black (blackshrek) | 71.63 | 79% | 2014-07-30 |
| 20272. | typist (kittychaitus) | 71.63 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 20273. | Gavin (worlds) | 71.63 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
| 20274. | Elgox (elgox) | 71.63 | 92% | 2016-11-07 |
| 20275. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 71.63 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 20276. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 71.63 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 20277. | Younus (younuskhan) | 71.63 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 20278. | Bao (sushivision) | 71.63 | 92% | 2016-05-25 |
| 20279. | Paul (sloppie) | 71.63 | 89% | 2012-10-27 |
| 20280. | Alexander (nimphus) | 71.62 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 20281. | E (evenless) | 71.62 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 20282. | BlueberryMourning (blueberr... | 71.62 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 20283. | (grossguy) | 71.62 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 20284. | Lars (workmanprogress) | 71.62 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |