The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10838. | Old man (xeoldman) | 99.03 | 97% | 2014-01-13 |
| 10839. | Emperor Tang (emperortang) | 99.03 | 92% | 2016-01-10 |
| 10840. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 99.02 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 10841. | JJ (jjballer) | 99.02 | 98% | 2019-01-09 |
| 10842. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 99.02 | 98% | 2016-02-08 |
| 10843. | Tage (sabonater) | 99.02 | 96% | 2013-09-07 |
| 10844. | Herr (japieee) | 99.02 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 10845. | josh (vgeek) | 99.01 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 10846. | Damir Talipov (mirtal) | 99.01 | 96.8% | 2023-07-10 |
| 10847. | john (mistax) | 99.01 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
| 10848. | Enzo (crazie) | 99.01 | 94% | 2015-11-18 |
| 10849. | moe (moe091) | 99.01 | 99% | 2012-11-30 |
| 10850. | (psyhackological) | 99.01 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 10851. | Nick (typeguy) | 99.01 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 10852. | Marcus (corgilobster) | 99.01 | 96% | 2016-05-30 |
| 10853. | Bamco (bamco) | 99.01 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
| 10854. | fish (danf1) | 99.00 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 10855. | Kevin (drezar) | 99.00 | 98% | 2016-11-09 |
| 10856. | Hellsal (hellsal) | 99.00 | 99% | 2017-09-18 |
| 10857. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 99.00 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 10858. | Mateo (mgonnav) | 98.99 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 10859. | Xander (xandejesus) | 98.99 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 10860. | HiHowIsYourDay (hihowisyour... | 98.99 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 10861. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 98.99 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 10862. | surgeonix (surgeonix) | 98.99 | 95% | 2013-10-26 |
| 10863. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 98.98 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 10864. | Alan (bluewizzy) | 98.98 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 10865. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 98.98 | 100% | 2021-04-06 |
| 10866. | sunny (sunxuz) | 98.98 | — | 2009-12-13 |
| 10867. | Rajesh (raj_rock) | 98.98 | 99% | 2012-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |