With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1839. | PuKing (highestheaven) | 116.45 | 99% | 2021-04-29 |
| 1840. | Ned (nedfrench) | 116.45 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 1841. | mike (slowtype33) | 116.43 | 98.5% | 2023-08-10 |
| 1842. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 116.42 | 99% | 2020-06-08 |
| 1843. | Kira (barnabus518) | 116.41 | 98.1% | 2023-12-14 |
| 1844. | Steve (steve1two) | 116.38 | 93% | 2016-11-29 |
| 1845. | Jason (d00shleet) | 116.38 | 98% | 2016-09-09 |
| 1846. | Even (aggressivepie) | 116.37 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1847. | SoonerDisciple (soonerdisci... | 116.37 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1848. | Top T (top_t) | 116.36 | 98% | 2024-02-10 |
| 1849. | 8-ball (mattboy_) | 116.36 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 1850. | zero (crispyasf) | 116.36 | 99% | 2017-12-15 |
| 1851. | thi. (thipatriota) | 116.34 | 99% | 2024-04-21 |
| 1852. | Nero was here (correct_fing... | 116.34 | 97.7% | 2025-04-16 |
| 1853. | kostia (kostia244) | 116.34 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 1854. | Kadon (kadon_e) | 116.33 | 99.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 1855. | HelloSamwise (hellosamwise) | 116.32 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 1856. | Dave (divcaste) | 116.32 | 99% | 2018-06-12 |
| 1857. | kiyeo (kiyeo) | 116.30 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1858. | Billy (monkeybillz) | 116.29 | 99% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1859. | Justin (juicet1n2) | 116.28 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 1860. | Samuli (st6er) | 116.26 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
| 1861. | Bruh (irtan12) | 116.25 | 97.2% | 2024-10-02 |
| 1862. | Tess (makeleletoulalan) | 116.22 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 1863. | rawrrr (darrrrrrr) | 116.21 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 1864. | :| (nnz5) | 116.21 | 99% | 2017-07-06 |
| 1865. | Scott (swg06) | 116.20 | 99% | 2025-05-08 |
| 1866. | Topac (9topac) | 116.19 | 98% | 2026-05-30 |
| 1867. | Alexander (need4speed402) | 116.19 | 96.9% | 2023-08-08 |
| 1868. | V (viktiro) | 116.19 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |