Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29865. | (richmano) | 52.68 | 94% | 2023-04-16 |
| 29866. | (nancynon) | 52.67 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 29867. | roshan (rori) | 52.67 | 98% | 2012-11-26 |
| 29868. | (benjibenji) | 52.67 | 92% | 2016-08-21 |
| 29869. | (gi_prim) | 52.67 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 29870. | (sohaibka) | 52.67 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 29871. | (justveeh) | 52.67 | 95% | 2023-05-27 |
| 29872. | (abbagab) | 52.66 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 29873. | (jdman) | 52.66 | 93% | 2012-05-18 |
| 29874. | Boris (borix) | 52.66 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 29875. | (nacho32) | 52.66 | 94% | 2020-12-25 |
| 29876. | (azharbhat) | 52.66 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 29877. | (zekehamakuro) | 52.66 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 29878. | dayy (turtlestan) | 52.66 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 29879. | (jacqueline) | 52.65 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 29880. | (meoden) | 52.65 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 29881. | (tuong999) | 52.64 | 93% | 2014-07-26 |
| 29882. | (akyria) | 52.64 | 89% | 2011-11-14 |
| 29883. | (unifella) | 52.64 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 29884. | (yamire) | 52.64 | 93.2% | 2021-02-27 |
| 29885. | (hellopanda) | 52.64 | 96% | 2011-06-29 |
| 29886. | (bikash_grg) | 52.64 | 93% | 2021-06-01 |
| 29887. | Claire (akward7ur7le) | 52.63 | 95% | 2019-01-21 |
| 29888. | (raymeester) | 52.63 | 95% | 2022-09-05 |
| 29889. | (cyon) | 52.62 | 92% | 2012-08-09 |
| 29890. | (tjwls0404) | 52.62 | 94% | 2014-03-02 |
| 29891. | (awesomeguy123) | 52.62 | 86% | 2016-02-11 |
| 29892. | (cooto) | 52.62 | 95% | 2013-02-22 |
| 29893. | (denisq777) | 52.62 | 96% | 2017-07-11 |
| 29894. | (ahmadbhoraniya) | 52.62 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |