So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34606. | Leonardo (leonardosoto) | 42.52 | 92% | 2022-03-16 |
| 34607. | Kabir (daybreaker) | 42.52 | 91% | 2013-05-13 |
| 34608. | Arslan (arsi) | 42.52 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 34609. | gowenk (gowenk) | 42.52 | 91% | 2013-12-07 |
| 34610. | Black (black47) | 42.51 | 94% | 2019-11-26 |
| 34611. | __8k.11Ine_ (yassine999) | 42.50 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 34612. | Omar (omar_hafez) | 42.49 | 91% | 2022-02-07 |
| 34613. | skycandy (skycandy1) | 42.48 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 34614. | Candy (sweetfae) | 42.48 | 92% | 2011-07-27 |
| 34615. | Max (mightymax1177) | 42.48 | 95% | 2014-08-06 |
| 34616. | Jacob (ablowfish) | 42.47 | 92% | 2015-02-27 |
| 34617. | David Nida (dnida505) | 42.46 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 34618. | REX (itssurreal) | 42.46 | 93% | 2019-01-22 |
| 34619. | Aheartz (idul_aheartz06) | 42.45 | 94% | 2021-11-24 |
| 34620. | linh~~~~~> (linhdangvan) | 42.45 | 87% | 2011-11-24 |
| 34621. | Ho Sy (desmond597) | 42.45 | 86% | 2013-05-04 |
| 34622. | hellopanda (hellopanda) | 42.44 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 34623. | 😷 (ashraaf_k) | 42.44 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 34624. | JAN (phat_waffa) | 42.44 | 96% | 2012-04-13 |
| 34625. | Brendan (carnilly) | 42.43 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 34626. | Sludge (sludgeneedbeer) | 42.43 | 93% | 2022-04-09 |
| 34627. | Eka (ariyansyah) | 42.43 | 91% | 2012-06-09 |
| 34628. | Julia (prelest) | 42.43 | 95% | 2012-09-20 |
| 34629. | Attia (yattia) | 42.42 | 94% | 2022-02-15 |
| 34630. | thao (jinalam) | 42.42 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 34631. | AK (akganguly) | 42.42 | 90% | 2014-09-17 |
| 34632. | Judar (kyojudar) | 42.40 | 93% | 2023-05-18 |
| 34633. | Max (dutymax) | 42.40 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 34634. | Jack (jackattack954) | 42.39 | 94% | 2014-02-01 |
| 34635. | Alpha_ (alpha02beast) | 42.38 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |