The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7118. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 95.89 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7119. | R (unicorn_lover) | 95.89 | 91% | 2011-12-24 |
| 7120. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 95.89 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 7121. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 95.89 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 7122. | Daniel (dmay93) | 95.88 | 97% | 2019-07-15 |
| 7123. | Jeff (jeffcolv) | 95.88 | 89% | 2014-06-10 |
| 7124. | Taylor (trob388) | 95.88 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
| 7125. | Cristobal Zarco (boomer_tor... | 95.87 | 99% | 2021-10-13 |
| 7126. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 95.87 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 7127. | Bronny (lbjturnup) | 95.87 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 7128. | DropTables("Users") (batter... | 95.87 | 96% | 2015-02-10 |
| 7129. | WhyAlGorequotes (jaredboy85) | 95.87 | 100% | 2016-03-02 |
| 7130. | Mark (markadsp) | 95.86 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 7131. | arena (arenacloser204) | 95.86 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 7132. | Ma (thyassasin98) | 95.86 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 7133. | J (akntmzjtj) | 95.86 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 7134. | B( . Y . )BS (100accuracy) | 95.85 | 95% | 2012-09-08 |
| 7135. | josh (josh1248) | 95.85 | 96.7% | 2023-05-26 |
| 7136. | truecoatcrew (truecoatcrew) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 7137. | hello1 (hello1) | 95.85 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 7138. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 95.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 7139. | . (offoff) | 95.83 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 7140. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 95.83 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 7141. | whitemary (whitemary) | 95.83 | 94% | 2013-08-07 |
| 7142. | Leon (veonhoon) | 95.82 | 93% | 2015-04-02 |
| 7143. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 95.82 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 7144. | jhk (kersjam) | 95.82 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 7145. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 95.82 | 98% | 2016-07-30 |
| 7146. | Dave (daveee) | 95.81 | 93% | 2014-05-06 |
| 7147. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 95.81 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |