I'm still hoping that perhaps someday I'll learn how to use willpower like a real person, but until that very unlikely day, I will confidently battle toward adequacy, wielding my crude skill set of fear and shame.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
213 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1492. | Penguino (kellytran2001) | 101.51 | 99.6% | 2024-10-26 |
| 1493. | alex (necrowarp) | 101.50 | 96% | 2026-06-04 |
| 1494. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 101.44 | 98.2% | 2023-11-13 |
| 1495. | (palpha) | 101.43 | 97% | 2025-10-06 |
| 1496. | maximus124 (maximus124) | 101.41 | 96% | 2025-12-31 |
| 1497. | 2more (2morenuts) | 101.41 | 97.6% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1498. | Aren (tl8xv) | 101.40 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1499. | k4khalid (k4khalid) | 101.39 | 95.9% | 2024-08-11 |
| 1500. | ictoan (ictoan791) | 101.39 | 96.8% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1501. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 101.37 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 1502. | åaosudhaousbdsøouajnbdøo... | 101.36 | 99% | 2024-01-31 |
| 1503. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 101.35 | 98.2% | 2024-06-21 |
| 1504. | Sebastian (4555) | 101.35 | 97.4% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1505. | Cog (cogking) | 101.34 | 98.7% | 2025-01-07 |
| 1506. | ur_mom (o_ur_mom) | 101.34 | 97.9% | 2024-08-07 |
| 1507. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 101.32 | 99% | 2025-07-23 |
| 1508. | Hell (hellgee) | 101.31 | 97% | 2026-04-15 |
| 1509. | Eddie (k9_unit__) | 101.30 | 96.7% | 2024-06-28 |
| 1510. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 101.27 | 98.7% | 2024-03-31 |
| 1511. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 101.27 | 98% | 2026-01-06 |
| 1512. | jayguessed (jayguessed) | 101.27 | 96.2% | 2023-11-08 |
| 1513. | vain (vaininsanity) | 101.25 | 97% | 2025-04-25 |
| 1514. | wolfbro88 (wolfbro8834) | 101.24 | 100% | 2025-01-30 |
| 1515. | Rose (benignbluntness) | 101.22 | 97% | 2026-03-22 |
| 1516. | Sonmi-451 (shellyshells) | 101.21 | 97.4% | 2023-08-07 |
| 1517. | Zarathustra (zoroaster) | 101.20 | 97.8% | 2023-11-10 |
| 1518. | Tamie (cocota2) | 101.19 | 97.5% | 2025-04-28 |
| 1519. | JS_programmer (javascript_p... | 101.18 | 97.2% | 2024-01-04 |
| 1520. | 100 percent accuracy (100_p... | 101.17 | 98.6% | 2023-11-10 |
| 1521. | Theodor (theodor_i) | 101.16 | 98.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,331 | 87.39 | April 12, 2023 |