Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3882. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 96.33 | 98% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3883. | xSora (xsora) | 96.30 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
| 3884. | T (heyteeee) | 96.30 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 3885. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 96.29 | 96% | 2025-07-28 |
| 3886. | Noah (hvon) | 96.28 | 99% | 2021-07-02 |
| 3887. | M.Verstappen (gameroubas) | 96.28 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 3888. | slivermonger (slivermonger) | 96.27 | 96.7% | 2023-12-29 |
| 3889. | Grant (grantly) | 96.27 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 3890. | Dylan (lukan) | 96.26 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 3891. | Targi (targi) | 96.26 | 97.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 3892. | McClout (type_69_master) | 96.26 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 3893. | Billy (oatmeal417) | 96.25 | 98% | 2026-02-14 |
| 3894. | Luol Deng (crossdistress) | 96.24 | 98.7% | 2023-12-01 |
| 3895. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 96.24 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 3896. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 96.24 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| 3897. | Joey (jzara33) | 96.23 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 3898. | dai types (daitypes) | 96.22 | 97.2% | 2025-03-26 |
| 3899. | Hell (hellgee) | 96.22 | 97% | 2026-04-23 |
| 3900. | Jo (xxx_ace_xxx) | 96.22 | 98% | 2024-05-12 |
| 3901. | NiceOne (pkzviiv) | 96.22 | 98% | 2023-11-04 |
| 3902. | Theddyursa (theddyursa) | 96.21 | 97.6% | 2025-02-11 |
| 3903. | brackety (brackety) | 96.21 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 3904. | ratatouille (qlukeer) | 96.19 | 97.3% | 2024-03-29 |
| 3905. | okay (m00perp) | 96.19 | 94% | 2017-04-14 |
| 3906. | 2Fast (kafka0001) | 96.18 | 97% | 2023-12-15 |
| 3907. | Joran (turkeyman) | 96.18 | 99% | 2017-03-03 |
| 3908. | Alec (supperz1) | 96.17 | 99.1% | 2025-01-22 |
| 3909. | Ebob221 (bobbymcfugle) | 96.17 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 3910. | Steven (xuqc01) | 96.17 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 3911. | DJLHJ (denlhj) | 96.16 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |