Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3031. | brain (covered_in_rain) | 76.59 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 3032. | 3 wpm (fopdoodle127) | 76.57 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 3033. | sdfsdf (onimoose) | 76.56 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 3034. | cL (cynibro) | 76.56 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3035. | UltraSturm (ultrasturm) | 76.54 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3036. | Enrique (zero9o) | 76.54 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 3037. | arthas (arthas_) | 76.52 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3038. | Azamat (mrnull) | 76.50 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3039. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 76.50 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 3040. | Jose (cornjose877) | 76.47 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 3041. | kyle (outcry) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 3042. | Tmo (zvblast) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 3043. | CHINA Nº1 (patato123) | 76.44 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 3044. | Baby Shark (whoisvasu) | 76.43 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3045. | Daris (tuytuy3) | 76.40 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 3046. | Barbatos (barbartos) | 76.38 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3047. | Babu (hellboybabu) | 76.37 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 3048. | lex (lexzaid) | 76.37 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 3049. | Zach (zeebee) | 76.36 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 3050. | Francesco (billyboe) | 76.36 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 3051. | Davidpaloscioteachesguitar.... | 76.35 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| 3052. | maufry (maufry) | 76.34 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3053. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 76.34 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 3054. | Big (bigjohn05) | 76.32 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 3055. | turbo (turb0bunk) | 76.32 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| 3056. | Gregory (gregstar123) | 76.31 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 3057. | . (majorleaguetyper) | 76.29 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 3058. | Kacper (kacperkazan) | 76.28 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 3059. | robert1003 (robert1003) | 76.27 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3060. | Dylan (dylaaan) | 76.24 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |