I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12041. | kaia (kaiakitty) | 83.79 | 99% | 2023-08-24 |
| 12042. | 2nd slowest typist (type30wpm) | 83.78 | 97.7% | 2024-03-19 |
| 12043. | pranked (pranker666) | 83.78 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12044. | David (cmagic_f) | 83.78 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 12045. | Tim (chaos3333) | 83.77 | 97% | 2025-02-28 |
| 12046. | Samuel (monxii) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 12047. | O (omos_530) | 83.77 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 12048. | zbee :] (449783) | 83.77 | 97.6% | 2023-11-06 |
| 12049. | Hubert (hube04) | 83.77 | 97.3% | 2024-05-03 |
| 12050. | Erick (velasco1) | 83.77 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 12051. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 83.77 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 12052. | Aaron (aaroh) | 83.77 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
| 12053. | arturia_ex (koitanami) | 83.76 | 96% | 2019-03-28 |
| 12054. | wonstar (won808) | 83.76 | 100% | 2020-12-31 |
| 12055. | Bill (bill497) | 83.76 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 12056. | The Papal State (loquiera) | 83.76 | 96.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12057. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 83.74 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 12058. | Oren (newo337) | 83.73 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 12059. | Cookrieme (lonarexiz) | 83.73 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 12060. | rubyorass (snarbogsquiberba... | 83.73 | 95% | 2022-09-24 |
| 12061. | Björn (bjornboss) | 83.72 | 95.1% | 2025-03-04 |
| 12062. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 83.72 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 12063. | Oliver (most_fowl) | 83.71 | 89% | 2017-05-09 |
| 12064. | Muhammed (iosonoosha) | 83.71 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 12065. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 83.71 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 12066. | Jack (twitch_unsigned_jack) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 12067. | Jack (phntm5569) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 12068. | Thymme (thymme) | 83.70 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 12069. | daniel (dsmcubingyt) | 83.70 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12070. | wii (nobodylovesraymond) | 83.69 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |