As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13981. | smpl (shivajreddy) | 75.54 | 97.2% | 2024-03-25 |
| 13982. | Sebastian (senisch) | 75.54 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
| 13983. | Jonke (zoomboombang) | 75.53 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 13984. | MekPavit (mekpavit) | 75.53 | 95.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13985. | RabbitTone (rabbittone) | 75.52 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 13986. | DREAMER7 (dreamer7) | 75.52 | 100% | 2015-06-14 |
| 13987. | Fugacity (fugacity) | 75.52 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
| 13988. | Chase (circularlogic54) | 75.51 | 93% | 2015-09-13 |
| 13989. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 75.51 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13990. | Colin (cmothersead) | 75.51 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 13991. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 75.50 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 13992. | Darin (aceracer3462) | 75.50 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 13993. | jim (takeshii) | 75.50 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 13994. | Stigi (stigi) | 75.50 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 13995. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
| 13996. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 75.49 | 96% | 2026-01-27 |
| 13997. | William (xenosaints) | 75.48 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 13998. | Vedant (vedant0) | 75.48 | 96% | 2025-09-10 |
| 13999. | Eitan (drypowder) | 75.48 | 96.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 14000. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 75.48 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
| 14001. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 75.48 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 14002. | Bryan (damnbrybry) | 75.48 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 14003. | Argon (argon273) | 75.48 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 14004. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 75.47 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 14005. | mn (phmnop) | 75.47 | 98% | 2024-05-16 |
| 14006. | Joses (radcaly) | 75.47 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 14007. | Dan (sythyn) | 75.47 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 14008. | Super (mega_slow) | 75.46 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 14009. | Machi(ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง (... | 75.46 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 14010. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 75.46 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |