So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21429. | Rafi (chess_rh) | 66.26 | 96.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 21430. | Max (maxpage) | 66.26 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 21431. | Bao (sushivision) | 66.26 | 96% | 2019-04-19 |
| 21432. | Ay (aaffs) | 66.26 | 94% | 2015-09-04 |
| 21433. | Melvin (melvski) | 66.26 | 91% | 2013-05-17 |
| 21434. | lukasz (lukaszx) | 66.26 | 96.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 21435. | Yolodumb (jeez) | 66.26 | 95% | 2013-01-17 |
| 21436. | raptor (raptor234) | 66.25 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 21437. | BruhBruh (burningbird999) | 66.25 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 21438. | MAX (max_1) | 66.25 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 21439. | Connor (connorb2525) | 66.25 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 21440. | Jiming (jimingyee) | 66.25 | 92% | 2015-04-06 |
| 21441. | Taylen (whitetay123) | 66.25 | 91% | 2015-09-16 |
| 21442. | Ben (speedparticle) | 66.24 | 89% | 2016-11-02 |
| 21443. | Jeremy (hiphopbros) | 66.24 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 21444. | Duelling Banshee (banshee888) | 66.24 | 96% | 2013-08-14 |
| 21445. | vicky singh (herevicky) | 66.23 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 21446. | Dinuka (din125) | 66.23 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 21447. | Alexander (zenkarb) | 66.23 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 21448. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 66.23 | 94.2% | 2023-10-07 |
| 21449. | Lawrence (ehley_021) | 66.23 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 21450. | Ed (zimmy) | 66.23 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 21451. | Kat (rnkea28) | 66.23 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 21452. | Eicy Mores (moreseicy18) | 66.23 | 90% | 2014-09-20 |
| 21453. | Caxix (caxix) | 66.22 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 21454. | nerxun (hellonerx) | 66.22 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 21455. | Julia (348753021) | 66.22 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 21456. | minh (loveclassic) | 66.22 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 21457. | Nemanja (myownmaster) | 66.21 | 90% | 2016-07-09 |
| 21458. | a (abox) | 66.21 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |