The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15457. | (pratyush96) | 28.72 | 97% | 2015-08-30 |
| 15458. | (phoebel) | 28.72 | 94% | 2015-05-28 |
| 15459. | (mukesh055) | 28.69 | 88% | 2012-03-30 |
| 15460. | (calculus) | 28.65 | 91% | 2011-09-05 |
| 15461. | (elel) | 28.64 | — | 2009-12-09 |
| 15462. | (cookies) | 28.63 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 15463. | (augustus) | 28.61 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 15464. | (verncam) | 28.60 | 91% | 2011-11-05 |
| 15465. | David (helpppp) | 28.58 | 94% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15466. | (grumpy) | 28.58 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 15467. | (quyethd) | 28.57 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 15468. | (adex12) | 28.56 | 91.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15469. | (sebaspertuz) | 28.55 | 88% | 2015-09-21 |
| 15470. | (shiv) | 28.54 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 15471. | (sigepon) | 28.54 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 15472. | (wink) | 28.51 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 15473. | (heikal) | 28.50 | 96% | 2023-10-30 |
| 15474. | How (hsw9) | 28.49 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 15475. | (diss) | 28.48 | 88% | 2012-12-20 |
| 15476. | master (mastarism) | 28.48 | 100% | 2014-10-11 |
| 15477. | (hcapeltff) | 28.47 | 91% | 2012-05-05 |
| 15478. | (chanzzes2366) | 28.46 | 94% | 2019-10-24 |
| 15479. | (kevn) | 28.45 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 15480. | sandesh (aryanrana122) | 28.44 | 94% | 2022-08-07 |
| 15481. | Joyce (a228473@yahoo.com.tw) | 28.42 | 84% | 2012-01-19 |
| 15482. | (flash400) | 28.40 | 97% | 2015-06-25 |
| 15483. | (ricky23bobby) | 28.38 | 83% | 2016-01-25 |
| 15484. | (chauhan_dd) | 28.37 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 15485. | (shaheemtp) | 28.35 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 15486. | (ngan_nhinhanh) | 28.35 | 89% | 2012-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |