As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9180. | Darrell (rocky814) | 85.52 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9181. | Arc (arcaneghost) | 85.51 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9182. | Tom (brionel) | 85.51 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
| 9183. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 85.50 | 97.8% | 2024-08-29 |
| 9184. | hero (iknowhtml) | 85.49 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9185. | NeTravaillezJamais (utenret) | 85.49 | 97% | 2024-07-15 |
| 9186. | Santiago (drebexler) | 85.49 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9187. | Dkoctro (dkoctro) | 85.49 | 94% | 2022-09-18 |
| 9188. | Tonasky (tonasky) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 9189. | Ahmad (ahmadmozaffar) | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 9190. | necati (naydin) | 85.49 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9191. | Evan (zinctoo) | 85.48 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9192. | TianHao (skydrag0n) | 85.48 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 9193. | A Smokin' (alucardx) | 85.48 | 93% | 2016-07-01 |
| 9194. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 85.48 | 90% | 2016-03-22 |
| 9195. | CBScoutdog (cbscoutdog) | 85.47 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9196. | Careful (careful_) | 85.46 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 9197. | hunt (hmich) | 85.46 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 9198. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 85.46 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 9199. | Bruno (heikai) | 85.46 | 96% | 2016-08-25 |
| 9200. | Corey (corstar97) | 85.46 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 9201. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 85.45 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9202. | BOss (goldere) | 85.45 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9203. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 85.45 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9204. | Heyhou (david73) | 85.45 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 9205. | Scribe Latha (scribelatha) | 85.44 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 9206. | reallycoolandsexy (reallyco... | 85.44 | 98% | 2024-04-22 |
| 9207. | Will (will3214) | 85.44 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 9208. | I'm slow... (ac_type) | 85.44 | 97% | 2025-07-01 |
| 9209. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 85.44 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |