You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1758. | Baxter (chuckster73) | 77.89 | 96% | 2018-01-23 |
1759. | Joe (suqmadiqmann) | 77.86 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
1760. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 77.83 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
1761. | TV (ljothjor) | 77.79 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
1762. | Quity (quiltykim) | 77.79 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
1763. | イヴォ (natiiix) | 77.77 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
1764. | tstats[derpmaster1210] (der... | 77.74 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
1765. | Jacques (jacques7) | 77.74 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
1766. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 77.72 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
1767. | Ibrahim (ibrahimt13) | 77.71 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
1768. | Russell (russell_t3ap) | 77.68 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
1769. | Rachel (rffree) | 77.63 | 95% | 2019-06-06 |
1770. | Micky (vorine) | 77.63 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
1771. | h (tinyprick617) | 77.60 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
1772. | Silent (silentbaws) | 77.60 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
1773. | carleel (menamesringo) | 77.60 | 95% | 2019-11-10 |
1774. | Eric (heeric) | 77.59 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
1775. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 77.57 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
1776. | Mathew (dna44) | 77.55 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
1777. | Corey (oldmanbrink) | 77.53 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
1778. | Jake (avytrius) | 77.53 | 99% | 2018-05-11 |
1779. | Speedy (speedygen) | 77.53 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
1780. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 77.50 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
1781. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 77.46 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
1782. | Endstyle (endstylegg) | 77.41 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
1783. | Andy (aloran) | 77.41 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
1784. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 77.40 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
1785. | Andy (haondy) | 77.38 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
1786. | Faldi (faldir) | 77.37 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
1787. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 77.32 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |