Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4370. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 58.67 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 4371. | wessel (wesseltype) | 58.67 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 4372. | Seth (opiumonom) | 58.65 | 95% | 2017-07-13 |
| 4373. | Aidan (aida12n) | 58.64 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 4374. | dever (deverart) | 58.63 | 94% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4375. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 58.61 | 95% | 2019-03-06 |
| 4376. | Ivan (aivan2) | 58.61 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 4377. | jsk (secondcorejz) | 58.59 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 4378. | masoniya (masoniya) | 58.58 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
| 4379. | Roman (r_balu) | 58.53 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 4380. | Lim (limn0727) | 58.53 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4381. | Joseph (pingspoofinq) | 58.51 | 92% | 2020-08-30 |
| 4382. | Hugh (gbush2000) | 58.51 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4383. | Sunny (randomchamps) | 58.51 | 94% | 2018-09-02 |
| 4384. | Steve (stevedelare) | 58.47 | 94% | 2020-03-05 |
| 4385. | Amit (amit_panwar) | 58.47 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4386. | adrian (heeretic) | 58.46 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| 4387. | Stromboli (strombolisauce) | 58.45 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 4388. | Jack (jacknachos) | 58.45 | 93% | 2019-02-02 |
| 4389. | Hugo (hugoprotato) | 58.43 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4390. | Melioninas (melioninas) | 58.43 | 95% | 2020-05-16 |
| 4391. | foo (sasoji) | 58.42 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
| 4392. | Master (trikoi00) | 58.42 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 4393. | Shimon (gastronom) | 58.40 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4394. | Md. Musfiqur (dragon172) | 58.40 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 4395. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 58.39 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4396. | John (antvil) | 58.35 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 4397. | Red (redsauce) | 58.34 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 4398. | Ethan (chorb) | 58.34 | 96% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4399. | Hemant (hemantyagi) | 58.32 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |