I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11693. | Weewoo (owenhtan19) | 83.05 | 97% | 2023-11-17 |
| 11694. | APO (apoplexy2001) | 83.05 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 11695. | Fedoramir (fedoramir) | 83.05 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11696. | Volxage (volxage) | 83.05 | 96.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11697. | Rui (adranos) | 83.05 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 11698. | Ricel (ricel) | 83.05 | 96% | 2019-01-08 |
| 11699. | CrimSurfer (hsabove) | 83.04 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11700. | Audrey (catholicguilt) | 83.04 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 11701. | coolmans250 (coolmans250) | 83.03 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 11702. | Niko Zhang (neko23) | 83.03 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 11703. | mooth (sooruva) | 83.03 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 11704. | Lazer (lazerfighter) | 83.03 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 11705. | Marcel (nerias) | 83.03 | 95% | 2016-02-04 |
| 11706. | Kevin (yurts) | 83.02 | 94% | 2023-05-08 |
| 11707. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 83.02 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 11708. | Timo (ubulin) | 83.02 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 11709. | 𝙋𝙚𝙠𝙯𝙯𝙏... | 83.01 | 96% | 2025-02-05 |
| 11710. | DWRS (dwrs) | 83.01 | 94% | 2022-12-23 |
| 11711. | Hedgethrush (hedgethrush) | 83.01 | 97% | 2017-04-23 |
| 11712. | Sofia (sofia1123) | 83.00 | 99% | 2021-05-26 |
| 11713. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 83.00 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 11714. | James (agentsss1) | 83.00 | 94% | 2020-10-01 |
| 11715. | cabrenna (cabrenna) | 82.99 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 11716. | gabbrueh (gabbrueh) | 82.99 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 11717. | RoadTo150WPM (rt150) | 82.99 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 11718. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 82.99 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 11719. | Alex (rimmert) | 82.99 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 11720. | mischgu (mischgu) | 82.98 | 97.8% | 2024-06-06 |
| 11721. | Nooblet (noobletnub) | 82.98 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 11722. | JoshGoggles (joshgoggles) | 82.98 | 90% | 2016-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |