The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11029. | nidzaaa (nidzaaa) | 87.27 | 96% | 2025-02-01 |
| 11030. | mayonnaise (picamar) | 87.27 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 11031. | Antoine (loser3172) | 87.27 | 96% | 2026-05-19 |
| 11032. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 87.27 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 11033. | Cassie (cassienae) | 87.27 | 99% | 2018-06-22 |
| 11034. | Light (shadesoflight) | 87.27 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 11035. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 87.26 | 96% | 2020-04-29 |
| 11036. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 87.26 | 98% | 2026-01-28 |
| 11037. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 87.26 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 11038. | Robin (noliec) | 87.26 | 97% | 2012-10-05 |
| 11039. | Khastro (peterakd) | 87.26 | 96% | 2017-01-11 |
| 11040. | Abhi (abhigmz) | 87.25 | 97% | 2025-05-18 |
| 11041. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 87.25 | 94% | 2015-02-02 |
| 11042. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 87.24 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| 11043. | The Viking (typing_viking) | 87.24 | 97% | 2011-11-15 |
| 11044. | Huy (nlmhuy) | 87.24 | 94% | 2014-03-04 |
| 11045. | Froody (froody129) | 87.23 | 99% | 2025-10-09 |
| 11046. | ! (heckar) | 87.23 | 98% | 2026-02-10 |
| 11047. | アスラ君 (asurakun1) | 87.23 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
| 11048. | waddle (waddly) | 87.23 | 99% | 2024-11-13 |
| 11049. | resolv (resolvd) | 87.22 | 96.1% | 2024-06-05 |
| 11050. | Kallamos (kallamos) | 87.22 | 97% | 2025-04-30 |
| 11051. | Daniel (daniel_789) | 87.22 | 97% | 2024-08-18 |
| 11052. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 87.22 | 98% | 2025-02-16 |
| 11053. | GeneralCuddles (taelfael) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 11054. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 87.22 | 97.4% | 2024-09-03 |
| 11055. | Kaimetsu (kaimetsu) | 87.22 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 11056. | House V (housev) | 87.22 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11057. | Faktor X (northern_lights) | 87.22 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 11058. | LoseYourMind (csq_) | 87.22 | 97% | 2012-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |