Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33523. | Mariam (mariamgharraph) | 47.12 | 93% | 2021-11-29 |
| 33524. | Andrew (breachingwalrus) | 47.11 | 96% | 2014-02-05 |
| 33525. | LAOZIXI (seanleezhxi) | 47.11 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 33526. | Stepien (stepien) | 47.11 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 33527. | mmills18 (mmills18) | 47.11 | 94% | 2021-04-09 |
| 33528. | Pratham (pratham522) | 47.11 | 95% | 2023-05-24 |
| 33529. | nguyen (nguyenthangvud) | 47.10 | 93% | 2012-12-26 |
| 33530. | trung (trung) | 47.10 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 33531. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 47.10 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 33532. | Okay (okaybosko) | 47.10 | 94% | 2019-03-11 |
| 33533. | Dat (nt_dat) | 47.10 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 33534. | predrag (pkmfs) | 47.10 | 95% | 2022-10-20 |
| 33535. | Rokuazery (rokuazery) | 47.10 | 95% | 2020-12-21 |
| 33536. | Getting There (sunil_alluri) | 47.09 | 94% | 2021-05-20 |
| 33537. | Lino (captaincrack) | 47.09 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| 33538. | Jack (captaingiggles) | 47.09 | 94% | 2023-04-08 |
| 33539. | infinitus (infinitusone) | 47.08 | 91% | 2013-07-12 |
| 33540. | meh (qwertysux) | 47.08 | 89% | 2016-12-24 |
| 33541. | Michael (otakumywaifu) | 47.08 | 92.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 33542. | Dyotak (dyotakt) | 47.08 | 93% | 2011-12-10 |
| 33543. | Cokocip1M (hebatting) | 47.08 | 93% | 2014-07-22 |
| 33544. | Chuck (thanatos666) | 47.07 | 93% | 2013-01-13 |
| 33545. | balam (blammm) | 47.07 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 33546. | navneet (nanonanonano) | 47.07 | 98% | 2013-10-05 |
| 33547. | Aisha (needforspeed_) | 47.07 | 94% | 2021-11-24 |
| 33548. | David (thevid) | 47.07 | 92% | 2022-03-24 |
| 33549. | frey (freytozzee) | 47.07 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 33550. | cya (cweetie) | 47.06 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 33551. | Wong (dog000hk) | 47.06 | 95% | 2012-08-08 |
| 33552. | Neemita (minti) | 47.06 | 92% | 2013-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |