The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34349. | CoCoPuFFs (cocopuffs209) | 58.02 | 97% | 2024-05-20 |
| 34350. | Hasan (hasan_2809) | 58.02 | 95.6% | 2025-01-24 |
| 34351. | Wesley (ref1uxx) | 58.02 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 34352. | Khayet (khayet) | 58.02 | 94% | 2013-01-17 |
| 34353. | Qi (williamz) | 58.02 | 92% | 2016-04-17 |
| 34354. | Zlow (just_avraige) | 58.02 | 99% | 2015-11-08 |
| 34355. | Water (mitsunigt23) | 58.02 | 97% | 2016-07-30 |
| 34356. | Dylan (dyl4nf3) | 58.01 | 95% | 2025-04-30 |
| 34357. | Sean (killerklown) | 58.01 | 96% | 2024-01-26 |
| 34358. | Murad (murad1997) | 58.01 | 97% | 2025-04-07 |
| 34359. | Duy (duypm) | 58.01 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 34360. | Senpai Z (zlashers) | 58.01 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 34361. | Ironclaw (ironclaw_nl) | 58.01 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 34362. | Justin (lightningvoltix) | 58.01 | 93% | 2016-07-08 |
| 34363. | Dean (dtsaltas) | 58.01 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 34364. | timothy (thovin) | 58.01 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 34365. | JOHN SAMSON (john_samson) | 58.00 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 34366. | Dugg (duggster) | 58.00 | 95% | 2024-11-06 |
| 34367. | rummaging_oof (kyjleung) | 58.00 | 96.9% | 2023-11-17 |
| 34368. | Daniel (015yysan) | 58.00 | 90% | 2016-11-08 |
| 34369. | Emily (ymyly) | 58.00 | 96% | 2016-10-10 |
| 34370. | Janek (headless) | 58.00 | 92% | 2014-08-02 |
| 34371. | Christian (chri97i9) | 58.00 | 86% | 2015-12-13 |
| 34372. | winger (winger8) | 57.99 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 34373. | Ed (mexipino101) | 57.99 | 97% | 2024-01-22 |
| 34374. | Yassin (yantroboy) | 57.99 | 94% | 2021-12-29 |
| 34375. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 57.99 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 34376. | Drew (sandvichscribe) | 57.98 | 96.4% | 2024-08-09 |
| 34377. | cl_hemlock (cl_hemlock) | 57.98 | 97% | 2025-04-18 |
| 34378. | Andreas (bnop) | 57.98 | 88% | 2013-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |