If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9994. | joy (sdfla) | 93.58 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 9995. | Marcelo (maxhw) | 93.58 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9996. | Yash (yashness) | 93.58 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 9997. | susan29 (susan29) | 93.57 | 96% | 2025-05-15 |
| 9998. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 93.57 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 9999. | Dank (arousedzipper) | 93.57 | 95% | 2020-01-24 |
| 10000. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 93.57 | 97% | 2019-03-24 |
| 10001. | Markkram (markkram0) | 93.56 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 10002. | Logan (fudge500) | 93.56 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 10003. | Jerico (kambumbum) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 10004. | Aaron (aaronwei03) | 93.56 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 10005. | b (bonkadonks) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10006. | woman (sms0) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 10007. | EJ (clarencedc) | 93.56 | 99% | 2020-12-25 |
| 10008. | aaron (naruto2141) | 93.56 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 10009. | Kioyoh (kioyoh) | 93.56 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 10010. | kraken (pronto1) | 93.55 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 10011. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 93.55 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 10012. | Erfan (erfan_hedayati) | 93.55 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 10013. | Dim (workahol1c) | 93.55 | 96.7% | 2024-06-28 |
| 10014. | Sluggish (am14ne) | 93.54 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 10015. | Nick (1chompy_) | 93.54 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 10016. | John (linkstart15) | 93.53 | 96.5% | 2025-01-06 |
| 10017. | James (jamesnar) | 93.53 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 10018. | Domojestic (domojestic) | 93.53 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 10019. | Erick (smittywerben) | 93.52 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 10020. | FixioMG (fixio) | 93.52 | 99.1% | 2024-09-11 |
| 10021. | Dylan (dolans) | 93.51 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 10022. | girl love dvorak (chris_dvo... | 93.51 | 95.9% | 2023-07-19 |
| 10023. | Jamey (poachedspinach) | 93.51 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |