And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23806. | kunal (kunav) | 72.69 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 23807. | Czar (wolfga) | 72.69 | 89% | 2017-03-05 |
| 23808. | Downtempo (33ro) | 72.69 | 96% | 2016-02-15 |
| 23809. | [PR] AllanZampoli (alinha) | 72.69 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 23810. | King (huluhuluhulu) | 72.69 | 96% | 2015-12-12 |
| 23811. | Qiu (qiuqiu6699) | 72.69 | 99% | 2018-09-29 |
| 23812. | Josh (h3hat3m3) | 72.68 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 23813. | zero2hero (zero2hero) | 72.68 | 97.2% | 2023-06-21 |
| 23814. | SaltyHobo (saltyhobo) | 72.68 | 94% | 2023-04-04 |
| 23815. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 72.68 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 23816. | Alisher (qaga) | 72.68 | 95.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23817. | El (hypercar) | 72.67 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| 23818. | FamousPig (famouspig) | 72.67 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 23819. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 72.67 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 23820. | Michael (finmike3) | 72.67 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 23821. | Khánh (0932275045) | 72.67 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 23822. | jun fai (momocafe527) | 72.66 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 23823. | Chris (chris_p) | 72.66 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 23824. | Alan (bl4n) | 72.66 | 96.5% | 2021-02-23 |
| 23825. | Heidi (hdusoleil) | 72.66 | 97% | 2012-08-20 |
| 23826. | Anton (sayudos) | 72.66 | 92% | 2016-05-16 |
| 23827. | purushothaman (purush1702) | 72.66 | 92% | 2015-03-22 |
| 23828. | Melissa (damnmel) | 72.65 | 93% | 2012-09-07 |
| 23829. | fthe (fthe) | 72.65 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 23830. | ghamya (gmaay) | 72.65 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 23831. | David (davidchang24) | 72.65 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
| 23832. | burger (jill1522) | 72.65 | 92% | 2016-04-21 |
| 23833. | Demise (chuckychildsplay) | 72.65 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 23834. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 72.65 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 23835. | Talin (talinr) | 72.64 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |