I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5315. | Jason (jwatkins) | 100.13 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5316. | John (johncs) | 100.12 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 5317. | ßönßön® (bsamontinajr) | 100.12 | 99% | 2018-05-19 |
| 5318. | Kyle (kyletiu) | 100.11 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 5319. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 100.11 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 5320. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 100.10 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 5321. | Steven (stervel) | 100.09 | 97% | 2024-09-06 |
| 5322. | redfive (redfive5) | 100.08 | 97% | 2024-02-13 |
| 5323. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 100.08 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5324. | Chen (megus) | 100.08 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 5325. | Succ (tictattoe) | 100.08 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5326. | Melle (melle14) | 100.07 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 5327. | lemon (lemondemon) | 100.06 | 97.4% | 2024-10-22 |
| 5328. | Jakab (schttj) | 100.05 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5329. | woopwoop (aniocean) | 100.04 | 95.7% | 2024-10-02 |
| 5330. | svinfia (svinfia) | 100.04 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 5331. | Stefan (strayckler) | 100.02 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 5332. | Herman (hchow91) | 100.02 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5333. | Alex (alexdf54) | 100.01 | 98% | 2024-04-14 |
| 5334. | z (zuckles) | 100.01 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 5335. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 100.01 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5336. | nutmeg (jv13) | 100.00 | 100% | 2025-06-15 |
| 5337. | thea p (theap) | 99.99 | 98.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5338. | Anton (antonbj3) | 99.99 | 94% | 2017-01-19 |
| 5339. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 99.98 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 5340. | Adam (adxxmm) | 99.97 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 5341. | Mike (fastneko) | 99.97 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5342. | arman (arman_types) | 99.96 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5343. | vlad (cyriusthevirus) | 99.96 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 5344. | Animal (animalracional) | 99.96 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |