I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7012. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 93.72 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 7013. | Toast (michaelking) | 93.72 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 7014. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 93.72 | 97% | 2016-01-01 |
| 7015. | SteamingPileOfCowDung (stea... | 93.72 | 97% | 2015-04-27 |
| 7016. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 93.71 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 7017. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 93.70 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 7018. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 93.70 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 7019. | Jason (smacklefunky) | 93.70 | 98% | 2023-11-21 |
| 7020. | SEVEN (emelisosha) | 93.70 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 7021. | blue (bluedragon_) | 93.70 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 7022. | 🐍🐍🐍 (whitebeardhz) | 93.70 | 98% | 2021-12-30 |
| 7023. | Hovari (hovari) | 93.70 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 7024. | Kels (kelsbookworm) | 93.69 | 98% | 2024-01-02 |
| 7025. | Nick (kraftmatic) | 93.69 | 98% | 2016-05-07 |
| 7026. | :| (hipparcos) | 93.69 | 95% | 2016-10-11 |
| 7027. | Justin (tokomaki) | 93.68 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 7028. | ileung37 (ileung37) | 93.67 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 7029. | Herman (hchow91) | 93.67 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7030. | DecisiveRaccoon (decisivera... | 93.67 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 7031. | blooks (aprinter) | 93.67 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 7032. | Adem (paramone) | 93.67 | 95.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7033. | a_p (aperea) | 93.67 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 7034. | Oscar (ovallner) | 93.66 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 7035. | Nivekdood (nivekdood) | 93.66 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 7036. | Mia (miadotcx) | 93.66 | 97% | 2022-07-26 |
| 7037. | Sai (justnov) | 93.66 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 7038. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 93.65 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 7039. | Albert (levan24) | 93.65 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 7040. | Peter (peterkimz) | 93.64 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 7041. | Dustin (halkier) | 93.64 | 96.3% | 2024-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |