I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1209. | mike (mikeyfromqueens) | 97.10 | 98.7% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1210. | Nick (mitchen2) | 97.09 | 95% | 2023-08-09 |
| 1211. | hehe (blazeclash) | 97.09 | 97.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1212. | Leo (leoxano) | 97.08 | 96.5% | 2023-11-19 |
| 1213. | Adolo (foca248) | 97.07 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1214. | Joseph (jcsawyer) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1215. | M (taloszero) | 97.03 | 98.3% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1216. | Raxdainze (raxdianze) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 1217. | supernoob (krcellucci) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1218. | Evan (evanandrewrose) | 97.01 | 97% | 2025-03-07 |
| 1219. | insta_AydinR1K (aydinyt) | 97.01 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 1220. | Andrei (andrei518) | 96.99 | 97.7% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1221. | Jard (dogspa) | 96.99 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1222. | andy (rainmaker123) | 96.98 | 97.8% | 2024-10-16 |
| 1223. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 96.97 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 1224. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 96.95 | 97.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| 1225. | TheZacher5645 (thezacher5645) | 96.90 | 96.5% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1226. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 96.90 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
| 1227. | Hazem (hazemhmh) | 96.90 | 95.9% | 2024-05-02 |
| 1228. | Edward (kailhreds) | 96.90 | 98.2% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1229. | Only100's (pleaseimprove) | 96.87 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1230. | John (wiggles123) | 96.87 | 97.8% | 2023-12-03 |
| 1231. | holycow751 (holycow751) | 96.86 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 1232. | Crossland (crossjbeer) | 96.86 | 96.4% | 2025-05-15 |
| 1233. | Brook (brookcrk1299) | 96.86 | 97.3% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1234. | Tonyinqsss (tonyinqsss) | 96.86 | 98% | 2024-09-23 |
| 1235. | Jack (lilmortal) | 96.85 | 97% | 2024-01-21 |
| 1236. | David (davidp298) | 96.76 | 96.1% | 2024-10-23 |
| 1237. | Doc Erwin (neuraxialist) | 96.74 | 98% | 2025-05-17 |
| 1238. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 96.74 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |