As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9232. | Jack (g3no_typ3) | 85.25 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9233. | Leo (t_t_tetanic) | 85.24 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 9234. | Pikston (pikston) | 85.24 | 98% | 2016-02-11 |
| 9235. | Garette (mofiggy) | 85.23 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
| 9236. | Shashank (ghostuwu) | 85.23 | 98% | 2024-10-12 |
| 9237. | SMOgamer1100 (smogamer1100) | 85.23 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 9238. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 85.23 | 97.6% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9239. | PotatoMike (potatomike) | 85.23 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9240. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 85.23 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 9241. | akim (thaakimnas) | 85.22 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9242. | StockierAsp9634 (mfwlife) | 85.22 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9243. | Darren (darrentan0512) | 85.22 | 95% | 2015-08-21 |
| 9244. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 85.22 | 97% | 2017-05-05 |
| 9245. | Exxnihiloo (redeemer152) | 85.22 | 96% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9246. | jo (jo_mo_) | 85.22 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 9247. | beta (betameta123) | 85.21 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9248. | Sam (tictactoeguru) | 85.20 | 97% | 2025-03-24 |
| 9249. | Hazi (haz1rah) | 85.20 | 99% | 2018-12-27 |
| 9250. | Lorenzo (lorenzo99) | 85.19 | 96.8% | 2025-01-08 |
| 9251. | my first (new_typerer) | 85.19 | 97.6% | 2024-01-14 |
| 9252. | Taco (i_the_sausage) | 85.19 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9253. | Hiro (hiroshima) | 85.19 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9254. | yeah! (brushily) | 85.19 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 9255. | Ienjoy (ienjoypasta) | 85.19 | 86% | 2016-10-04 |
| 9256. | Lee (im_fust_as_feck_bai) | 85.18 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 9257. | llama (flulululu) | 85.18 | 97.6% | 2024-06-25 |
| 9258. | Amber (amber_amber) | 85.18 | 99% | 2019-09-14 |
| 9259. | name (crazymario) | 85.18 | 98% | 2016-01-10 |
| 9260. | Rob (smooff) | 85.18 | 99% | 2017-06-27 |
| 9261. | Antriksh (antrikshy) | 85.17 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |