So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13323. | J (jonahj45) | 79.26 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 13324. | Djiego (djiego) | 79.26 | 95% | 2013-02-21 |
| 13325. | Kilian (xplodingforce) | 79.26 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 13326. | Justin (justintime17) | 79.26 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 13327. | psk90 (piska_) | 79.25 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13328. | Magz (magzse7en) | 79.25 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 13329. | Eric (corraaaaallll) | 79.25 | 98.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13330. | Art (flamesword) | 79.25 | 95% | 2011-06-15 |
| 13331. | Harrison (hbguy1234) | 79.25 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 13332. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 79.25 | 92% | 2014-11-28 |
| 13333. | Mr. (ligress) | 79.24 | 94% | 2011-06-20 |
| 13334. | Seton Catholic (setoncatholic) | 79.24 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 13335. | HimeragiYukina (himeragiyuk... | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 13336. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 79.24 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 13337. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 79.24 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 13338. | Elizabeth (below) | 79.24 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 13339. | Hawk (hawkofdarkness) | 79.23 | 97.7% | 2023-09-05 |
| 13340. | WordNom (sleeperservice) | 79.23 | 96% | 2011-06-05 |
| 13341. | nguyen (nguyenmy) | 79.23 | 95% | 2014-03-25 |
| 13342. | HaRy (milfhary) | 79.23 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 13343. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 79.23 | 92% | 2017-01-19 |
| 13344. | Flowa (flowa) | 79.22 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 13345. | Jxxxsever (jxxxsever) | 79.22 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 13346. | Reebane (reebane) | 79.22 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 13347. | Anton (antoniostreet) | 79.21 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 13348. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 79.21 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 13349. | Pranav (pranavr93) | 79.21 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
| 13350. | LLRnR (llrnr) | 79.21 | 94% | 2014-06-30 |
| 13351. | Jinny (jinnyy) | 79.20 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 13352. | Ben (smokeymp4) | 79.20 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |