As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16632. | arache (howeyzeh) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 16633. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 69.25 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 16634. | Lik (lik007) | 69.25 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 16635. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 69.25 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 16636. | Hairil (real88) | 69.25 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 16637. | DerryPlaysXd (derryplaysxd) | 69.25 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 16638. | Nissan (nissan24) | 69.24 | 97.3% | 2024-09-01 |
| 16639. | Datucis (datucis) | 69.24 | 88% | 2015-09-18 |
| 16640. | dieMandelbrotmenge (just_ad... | 69.23 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 16641. | Kaden (shenanigan) | 69.23 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 16642. | Jake (darkxfade240) | 69.23 | 94% | 2021-11-17 |
| 16643. | 🐉ΛⱣṪḭẌ🐉 (ahora) | 69.23 | 95% | 2017-06-29 |
| 16644. | Q (drqm) | 69.22 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
| 16645. | strix (striix) | 69.22 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 16646. | joey69 (joey6969) | 69.22 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 16647. | Max (maxpage) | 69.22 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 16648. | Phil (hawkk) | 69.21 | 94.9% | 2024-05-27 |
| 16649. | handsoap (paprikachu) | 69.21 | 96% | 2018-03-04 |
| 16650. | Mike (mikeyco) | 69.21 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 16651. | Paul Bunyan (paulbunyansmut) | 69.20 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 16652. | Max (mamix) | 69.20 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 16653. | Michael (dei3fan8) | 69.20 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
| 16654. | Erkis (erkan05) | 69.19 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 16655. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 69.19 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 16656. | Joey (edgingtip) | 69.19 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 16657. | millstypes (millstypes) | 69.19 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 16658. | Emperor (aranjani) | 69.19 | 95.9% | 2023-07-10 |
| 16659. | Anton (antonjr04) | 69.19 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 16660. | Riccardo (monkas_) | 69.19 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16661. | julio (jcmendoza4) | 69.19 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |