Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35762. | (salzd) | 40.87 | 94% | 2013-10-25 |
| 35763. | (lucaz0r) | 40.87 | 86% | 2011-11-10 |
| 35764. | (000901) | 40.87 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 35765. | (totallytom) | 40.87 | 92% | 2016-06-07 |
| 35766. | (md_imran268) | 40.86 | 95% | 2013-04-19 |
| 35767. | (ewan_2) | 40.86 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 35768. | (brando55555) | 40.86 | 92% | 2016-01-27 |
| 35769. | (jeenidvorak) | 40.85 | 94% | 2013-02-14 |
| 35770. | (killed_tommy) | 40.85 | 94% | 2014-01-30 |
| 35771. | (travanao666) | 40.84 | 91% | 2018-06-18 |
| 35772. | (usa13) | 40.84 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 35773. | abdoo (criosphinx) | 40.84 | 85% | 2011-05-28 |
| 35774. | (nonsense121) | 40.84 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 35775. | (yhuandebeste) | 40.84 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 35776. | (halo200791) | 40.83 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 35777. | Amirreza (amirreza_sa) | 40.83 | 93% | 2011-07-08 |
| 35778. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 40.82 | 91% | 2015-02-19 |
| 35779. | (hawk65) | 40.82 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 35780. | (mm2000) | 40.82 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 35781. | (jack_danniels) | 40.82 | 94.1% | 2023-10-13 |
| 35782. | (salthetech) | 40.82 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 35783. | (erdwig) | 40.82 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 35784. | (anglefyre) | 40.81 | 91% | 2013-11-17 |
| 35785. | (simbu) | 40.81 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 35786. | lwingyee (lwingyee) | 40.81 | 98% | 2015-09-02 |
| 35787. | (kingb) | 40.81 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 35788. | (straightsquare) | 40.80 | 84% | 2016-08-05 |
| 35789. | (hoodr6544) | 40.80 | 95% | 2022-12-31 |
| 35790. | (sinjint) | 40.80 | 88% | 2015-02-26 |
| 35791. | (anotherside) | 40.79 | 93% | 2020-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |