Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3754. | Yelxuh (yelxuh) | 103.90 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 3755. | whitemary (whitemary) | 103.90 | 97% | 2013-05-28 |
| 3756. | Matthew (matwat7) | 103.89 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 3757. | Aaron (aaron17) | 103.89 | 96% | 2013-06-12 |
| 3758. | Eldergod of the Universe (l... | 103.89 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 3759. | D4RW1N (dardotinfo) | 103.89 | 98% | 2016-01-24 |
| 3760. | | ♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·... | 103.89 | 95% | 2016-12-17 |
| 3761. | shaan (shaanay) | 103.88 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 3762. | John (johnprogrammer1) | 103.88 | 96.2% | 2023-08-22 |
| 3763. | Ben (elitefourblack) | 103.88 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 3764. | Chris (planedriver) | 103.88 | 99% | 2016-04-21 |
| 3765. | Iggy (igbarash) | 103.87 | 93% | 2014-10-20 |
| 3766. | Pikachu (quitz) | 103.87 | 94% | 2012-11-07 |
| 3767. | skye (noctie) | 103.86 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 3768. | anything (anythinganything) | 103.85 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 3769. | phil (phwang) | 103.84 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 3770. | Pyramider (pyramider) | 103.80 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 3771. | hattap (hattap) | 103.80 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 3772. | Bronny (bronnykay) | 103.79 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 3773. | VPK (iamvpk) | 103.79 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 3774. | Mr. (_mr_blobby) | 103.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-09 |
| 3775. | Tim (tim_han1234) | 103.79 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 3776. | Mr. Devil (nbevi001) | 103.79 | — | 2010-09-05 |
| 3777. | ~ (ffllooaatteerr) | 103.78 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 3778. | Duc (trungducdeptrai) | 103.78 | 99% | 2021-12-04 |
| 3779. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 103.76 | 99% | 2022-11-25 |
| 3780. | Girffe (girffe) | 103.76 | 97% | 2014-12-05 |
| 3781. | Jeff (imaqtpi) | 103.75 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 3782. | Jonathan (jonathan4033) | 103.74 | 99% | 2022-07-06 |
| 3783. | Chance (cmc763) | 103.74 | 94% | 2013-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |