The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15297. | Brian (thackebr) | 31.33 | 93% | 2019-05-25 |
| 15298. | Nguyen (bado) | 31.32 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 15299. | Mandy (twmmandy) | 31.30 | 89% | 2014-06-09 |
| 15300. | David (nova) | 31.30 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 15301. | Brandon (bstein9_) | 31.28 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 15302. | chloe (ca81676) | 31.28 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 15303. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 31.27 | 99% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15304. | moises (doughboy) | 31.27 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 15305. | d.d.david (thatsnotyou) | 31.26 | 92.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 15306. | Nesador(Devorak) (nesador) | 31.26 | 92% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15307. | lol (amigo13) | 31.25 | 92% | 2022-04-12 |
| 15308. | isra (serial21) | 31.25 | — | 2010-07-12 |
| 15309. | Earl (atlass44) | 31.25 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 15310. | sherl (sherlholm) | 31.24 | 92% | 2014-09-19 |
| 15311. | Neekshith (neekshith) | 31.23 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 15312. | jim (killer047) | 31.20 | 93% | 2015-06-16 |
| 15313. | Hans (hanskohls) | 31.19 | 95% | 2012-08-16 |
| 15314. | Hasen (hasen39) | 31.19 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 15315. | John (curranjohn) | 31.18 | 95.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 15316. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 31.18 | 90% | 2012-03-21 |
| 15317. | bri (bunbunbri) | 31.17 | 90% | 2016-03-01 |
| 15318. | Sophie (sophiebrown6) | 31.17 | 91% | 2020-02-22 |
| 15319. | Milk (zappedsixty7) | 31.17 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 15320. | Zsombor (melidon) | 31.17 | 94% | 2021-02-26 |
| 15321. | Ri (reeb) | 31.17 | 86% | 2012-12-28 |
| 15322. | kostantis (kargakosk) | 31.15 | 92% | 2020-08-12 |
| 15323. | Dolev (sylarxd) | 31.15 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 15324. | Burcu (elika) | 31.14 | 91% | 2014-03-17 |
| 15325. | Guess (youandme) | 31.14 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 15326. | eren (hangiceren) | 31.11 | 90% | 2015-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |