The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5975. | Mihai (triscuit) | 99.47 | 94% | 2013-06-29 |
| 5976. | 港女 (hkgal) | 99.47 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 5977. | Nate (thatguyx) | 99.46 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 5978. | Dan (bstacks100) | 99.46 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 5979. | 10is (10is) | 99.46 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 5980. | Bruno (armitageb) | 99.45 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5981. | sammy (slowdownsammy) | 99.45 | 97% | 2014-07-28 |
| 5982. | Mike (jewunit) | 99.45 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 5983. | Patrick (pat5197) | 99.45 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 5984. | Teegey (teegey) | 99.45 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 5985. | Amanda (mandaness) | 99.44 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 5986. | asdf (kangarrou) | 99.44 | 99% | 2016-02-02 |
| 5987. | Snader (mrsander) | 99.43 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 5988. | Douglas (neodhed) | 99.43 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 5989. | Jeffrey (aznn) | 99.43 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 5990. | Max (fallacy) | 99.42 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
| 5991. | Collin (collin_felter) | 99.41 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 5992. | John (bombur40) | 99.41 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 5993. | Matt (ferrarifingers) | 99.41 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 5994. | little (littleruiness) | 99.41 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
| 5995. | Marj (mhf715) | 99.41 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 5996. | Hanam (hasapi) | 99.41 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 5997. | Eric (mispelt) | 99.39 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 5998. | Sang (jinsang1983) | 99.38 | 98% | 2013-01-25 |
| 5999. | Caro (caro17) | 99.38 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 6000. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 99.38 | 97% | 2014-02-13 |
| 6001. | S (leamas) | 99.37 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 6002. | Michael (vellocretic) | 99.37 | — | 2011-01-12 |
| 6003. | justin (skynative) | 99.37 | 99% | 2012-07-17 |
| 6004. | reng (iratesamurai) | 99.35 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |