So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10429. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 84.80 | 95% | 2012-03-11 |
| 10430. | Damian (damian_k) | 84.80 | 98% | 2012-06-07 |
| 10431. | vikalimo (anoba) | 84.79 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 10432. | Minh (nhminh) | 84.79 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 10433. | Order (orderadchaos) | 84.79 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 10434. | jo (divergingfrompintos) | 84.79 | 95% | 2013-03-19 |
| 10435. | ^_^ (likeshiau) | 84.78 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 10436. | sm (smgreato) | 84.78 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 10437. | Joshua (joshuaxiong) | 84.78 | 98% | 2012-03-22 |
| 10438. | Björn (typeracerguy) | 84.78 | 96% | 2012-02-14 |
| 10439. | Eloonn (eloonn) | 84.77 | 97% | 2016-06-09 |
| 10440. | Adrian (adrianxavier) | 84.77 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 10441. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 84.77 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 10442. | Dassi (dassi2morr) | 84.77 | 93% | 2016-08-16 |
| 10443. | Anahit (anachan17) | 84.77 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 10444. | Amal (amalmurali47) | 84.77 | 96% | 2014-01-26 |
| 10445. | Magishian (magishian) | 84.76 | 99% | 2021-12-11 |
| 10446. | Sam (loomysam) | 84.76 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 10447. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 84.76 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 10448. | Alexandre (aletm) | 84.76 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 10449. | Igor (bigloser3) | 84.76 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 10450. | #1 jrc fan (trueybluey) | 84.76 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 10451. | Hanam (hasapi) | 84.76 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 10452. | Andrew (covarr) | 84.75 | 91% | 2013-03-17 |
| 10453. | Brother (fancyasspigeon) | 84.75 | 100% | 2021-08-08 |
| 10454. | Tristan (beckonez) | 84.75 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 10455. | Siretu (siretu) | 84.75 | 95% | 2014-06-11 |
| 10456. | Darth (littleani) | 84.75 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 10457. | Inori (inori) | 84.75 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 10458. | Miguel (anckael) | 84.75 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |