Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2342. | Belle (bellewhip) | 76.26 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
2343. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 76.25 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
2344. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 76.23 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
2345. | Kevin (trunkate) | 76.23 | 95% | 2018-06-13 |
2346. | Bryan (titanwafflez) | 76.21 | 94% | 2017-12-06 |
2347. | Alex (laralex) | 76.17 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
2348. | David (wdnch) | 76.15 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
2349. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 76.14 | 99% | 2019-05-28 |
2350. | Justin (jrubs) | 76.08 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
2351. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 76.08 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
2352. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 76.07 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
2353. | Tristan (min0r__) | 76.07 | 94% | 2018-02-21 |
2354. | Anhad (freeflowfive) | 76.07 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
2355. | jay (vjrtss) | 76.05 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
2356. | RA (hayhayhay111) | 75.99 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
2357. | Jack (randomdize) | 75.99 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
2358. | Michael (thegul) | 75.97 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
2359. | Shengyu (haryem) | 75.97 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
2360. | Jordan (catdog567) | 75.94 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
2361. | Maciej (thasobot) | 75.93 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
2362. | Luke (sfv_) | 75.89 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
2363. | mcshizney (mcshizney) | 75.88 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
2364. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 75.87 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
2365. | Tyler (awsumpossum) | 75.85 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
2366. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 75.84 | 96% | 2020-01-28 |
2367. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
2368. | AR4444 (ar4444) | 75.79 | 95% | 2019-06-06 |
2369. | Daris (tuytuy3) | 75.78 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
2370. | drunkenstool (drunkenstool) | 75.75 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
2371. | Carly (carlytarantino) | 75.74 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |