So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34447. | Stefan (stefanthebest) | 43.79 | 90% | 2013-05-11 |
| 34448. | ress jade (ressjade) | 43.79 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 34449. | Mayra (mesgs05) | 43.79 | 94% | 2013-12-18 |
| 34450. | Malfunction (malfunction) | 43.79 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 34451. | tan (tanminhtrinh) | 43.78 | 92% | 2011-08-20 |
| 34452. | Jacob (jpotts8) | 43.78 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 34453. | Jo (joreaper) | 43.77 | 95% | 2014-02-18 |
| 34454. | Juan (juanto) | 43.77 | 96% | 2013-08-18 |
| 34455. | Maximiliano (maxi87) | 43.77 | 92% | 2015-06-18 |
| 34456. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 43.76 | 93% | 2020-08-16 |
| 34457. | Galtorix (galtorix) | 43.76 | 93.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34458. | Fiona (fiona_hl) | 43.76 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 34459. | Ruta (ruta) | 43.76 | 95% | 2012-08-21 |
| 34460. | CrazyCriminal (crazycriminal_) | 43.75 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 34461. | Srivathsan (srivathsanyt) | 43.75 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
| 34462. | Quoc (quocnguyen89) | 43.74 | 94% | 2017-03-26 |
| 34463. | Pedro (lionex220) | 43.73 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 34464. | Kyle (hyperionkyle89) | 43.73 | 91% | 2016-09-11 |
| 34465. | Cesar (cesarwbr) | 43.73 | 92% | 2012-05-06 |
| 34466. | bamboo (harupy) | 43.73 | 92% | 2014-02-10 |
| 34467. | tomjo (tomjo) | 43.73 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 34468. | Ybrael (ybrael) | 43.73 | 85% | 2015-12-22 |
| 34469. | bryan (macubex01) | 43.72 | 90% | 2016-07-05 |
| 34470. | elias (pokosgt) | 43.72 | 94% | 2017-06-13 |
| 34471. | Zak (villzzz420) | 43.72 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 34472. | sen (sensai) | 43.72 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 34473. | Ajit (raiajit) | 43.72 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 34474. | Ti (naokotong) | 43.71 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 34475. | Tuấn (nocomment85) | 43.70 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
| 34476. | Alex (alphax) | 43.70 | 86% | 2011-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |