So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
32593. | Phil (psmesrud) | 43.79 | 85% | 2014-03-03 |
32594. | Supernova (amwsupernova) | 43.79 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
32595. | Stefan (stefanthebest) | 43.79 | 90% | 2013-05-11 |
32596. | ress jade (ressjade) | 43.79 | — | 2010-12-22 |
32597. | Mayra (mesgs05) | 43.79 | 94% | 2013-12-18 |
32598. | Malfunction (malfunction) | 43.79 | — | 2010-04-06 |
32599. | tan (tanminhtrinh) | 43.78 | 92% | 2011-08-20 |
32600. | Jacob (jpotts8) | 43.78 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
32601. | Jo (joreaper) | 43.77 | 95% | 2014-02-18 |
32602. | Maximiliano (maxi87) | 43.77 | 92% | 2015-06-18 |
32603. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 43.76 | 93% | 2020-08-16 |
32604. | Galtorix (galtorix) | 43.76 | 93.4% | 2021-02-18 |
32605. | Fiona (fiona_hl) | 43.76 | — | 2010-01-28 |
32606. | Ruta (ruta) | 43.76 | 95% | 2012-08-21 |
32607. | Srivathsan (srivathsanyt) | 43.75 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
32608. | Quoc (quocnguyen89) | 43.74 | 94% | 2017-03-26 |
32609. | Pedro (lionex220) | 43.73 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
32610. | Kyle (hyperionkyle89) | 43.73 | 91% | 2016-09-11 |
32611. | Cesar (cesarwbr) | 43.73 | 92% | 2012-05-06 |
32612. | bamboo (harupy) | 43.73 | 92% | 2014-02-10 |
32613. | tomjo (tomjo) | 43.73 | — | 2010-09-06 |
32614. | Ybrael (ybrael) | 43.73 | 85% | 2015-12-22 |
32615. | Zak (villzzz420) | 43.72 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
32616. | sen (sensai) | 43.72 | — | 2010-08-28 |
32617. | Ajit (raiajit) | 43.72 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
32618. | Ti (naokotong) | 43.71 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
32619. | Tuấn (nocomment85) | 43.70 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
32620. | Alex (alphax) | 43.70 | 86% | 2011-10-10 |
32621. | Renee (wood) | 43.70 | — | 2009-01-20 |
32622. | alex (alevi) | 43.69 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |