So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33661. | utnwfyutlwftyulhwt (coleman... | 45.31 | 85% | 2015-06-10 |
| 33662. | Bertie (sunstonesharptor) | 45.30 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 33663. | Renzo (bumbum_12) | 45.30 | 94% | 2023-06-08 |
| 33664. | matiullah (qais_007) | 45.30 | 93% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33665. | 1488 (1488) | 45.30 | 94% | 2018-07-30 |
| 33666. | Osher (destinycoat) | 45.30 | 89% | 2016-09-11 |
| 33667. | Daniel (zeruberusu) | 45.30 | 92% | 2014-09-23 |
| 33668. | Yunus (yunuskoca) | 45.29 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 33669. | Tien (lienetn) | 45.29 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 33670. | Saiful (787jjx) | 45.29 | 91% | 2011-08-29 |
| 33671. | oofy (dhruv07) | 45.28 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 33672. | Rasmus (rapper890) | 45.28 | 94% | 2020-08-17 |
| 33673. | Dan (ddj863) | 45.28 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 33674. | Abed (abed42) | 45.28 | 91% | 2021-01-01 |
| 33675. | Raditya (raditya98) | 45.28 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 33676. | jessica (jessicanguyen) | 45.28 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 33677. | H (harshitos) | 45.27 | 94% | 2019-12-28 |
| 33678. | Jason (topz) | 45.27 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 33679. | Tin-Yi (thesecret) | 45.27 | 96% | 2012-05-13 |
| 33680. | Muhammad (ichsan07) | 45.26 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
| 33681. | H (hassan_ur2) | 45.26 | 93% | 2013-12-26 |
| 33682. | balona (balona) | 45.26 | 94% | 2013-08-24 |
| 33683. | umer (umer2723) | 45.26 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 33684. | benjamin (dyingthief12) | 45.26 | 92% | 2011-06-09 |
| 33685. | rohit (rojj) | 45.25 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 33686. | c.dot (c_dot_01) | 45.25 | 95% | 2023-04-07 |
| 33687. | brum (roadto104wpm) | 45.25 | 95% | 2022-11-01 |
| 33688. | saket (saket1harsh2) | 45.25 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 33689. | hao (thunderlion) | 45.25 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 33690. | Rodrigo (pinatutorials) | 45.25 | 90% | 2019-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |