The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1858. | Crew (crewmate_sus) | 118.47 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
| 1859. | Ashton (codeadept) | 118.47 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1860. | Samantha (smm190) | 118.46 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 1861. | Dave (clarkdave) | 118.45 | — | 2010-01-22 |
| 1862. | syrup (mapleyy) | 118.45 | 97% | 2016-08-09 |
| 1863. | Rajko (rajkosto) | 118.44 | 99% | 2019-01-01 |
| 1864. | Erick (xjin678) | 118.43 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
| 1865. | sleepie (sleepieeyes) | 118.41 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 1866. | Schuyler (comatoast) | 118.41 | 91% | 2016-10-20 |
| 1867. | nikhil (forceablebean6) | 118.40 | 99% | 2023-08-08 |
| 1868. | Miguel (quevangel) | 118.39 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 1869. | Max (eugenius) | 118.39 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 1870. | AJ (alister1986) | 118.37 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 1871. | Benjamin (benwpenta) | 118.36 | 97% | 2016-08-22 |
| 1872. | Unknown (braziliandude) | 118.36 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 1873. | Leopold FC660M (sech) | 118.35 | 93% | 2015-12-09 |
| 1874. | John Carlo (johndue21) | 118.34 | 99% | 2017-03-12 |
| 1875. | TheyGotAlex (harshbarger.a@... | 118.34 | 94% | 2013-04-14 |
| 1876. | Batman (arcanigma) | 118.34 | 95% | 2012-10-12 |
| 1877. | (zealindaus) | 118.33 | 100% | 2021-03-17 |
| 1878. | Hobn (hobn) | 118.33 | 98% | 2013-04-05 |
| 1879. | Joe (benjones123123) | 118.33 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
| 1880. | Mail (mailorder3) | 118.32 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 1881. | David (khalon) | 118.32 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 1882. | Casey (raven_skorge) | 118.32 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| 1883. | Vayen (vayenpr) | 118.31 | 98% | 2013-05-20 |
| 1884. | Bill (billbistline) | 118.31 | 94% | 2013-07-22 |
| 1885. | Don (dpease7894) | 118.29 | 94% | 2015-07-28 |
| 1886. | Roger (rogedoge) | 118.29 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1887. | (six6) | 118.29 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |