The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22467. | AJ Jammer (severus1) | 78.35 | 100% | 2013-02-16 |
| 22468. | Kevin (gaussanderson) | 78.35 | — | 2009-08-01 |
| 22469. | twomouth (twomouth) | 78.34 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 22470. | (chalcrow) | 78.34 | 97% | 2015-06-23 |
| 22471. | (promotheus2) | 78.34 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
| 22472. | (wharup) | 78.34 | 97% | 2014-02-17 |
| 22473. | (marconijacob97) | 78.34 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
| 22474. | (jolwong) | 78.34 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 22475. | (brunofernades) | 78.33 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 22476. | (ellebelle55555) | 78.33 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 22477. | Samuel (necroleachate) | 78.33 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 22478. | (bachthime) | 78.33 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 22479. | (inotdave) | 78.33 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 22480. | (yeyonghe) | 78.33 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 22481. | (jak_racer) | 78.33 | 94% | 2014-10-04 |
| 22482. | (phamanhduy1990) | 78.32 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 22483. | (polymerase2) | 78.31 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 22484. | (harry_tuttle) | 78.31 | 98% | 2014-10-22 |
| 22485. | (zami_7) | 78.31 | 96% | 2012-08-26 |
| 22486. | (zebben) | 78.31 | 87% | 2013-06-21 |
| 22487. | (zoo_yen) | 78.31 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 22488. | (vodkagunznbabez) | 78.31 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 22489. | (promemorex) | 78.31 | — | 2010-07-25 |
| 22490. | (897_99) | 78.31 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 22491. | (thehamzarocks) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 22492. | (vibrantzzz) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 22493. | (heyitsyaboi) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 22494. | (cyporkador) | 78.30 | 94% | 2014-12-29 |
| 22495. | (pd_snipe) | 78.30 | 95% | 2013-11-17 |
| 22496. | (pubalo_) | 78.30 | 97% | 2013-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |