And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24134. | Tuneer (guitartuner) | 72.56 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 24135. | hlynurt (hlynur_ingi) | 72.56 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 24136. | Hong (dzaito) | 72.56 | 94% | 2016-05-12 |
| 24137. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 72.56 | 92% | 2013-05-14 |
| 24138. | Nahush (nahush28) | 72.56 | 95% | 2022-07-10 |
| 24139. | Tomas (tomasieth) | 72.55 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 24140. | Li yenn (1023885) | 72.55 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 24141. | Gourav (cagourav) | 72.55 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 24142. | Loveā„ (harshs99) | 72.55 | 90% | 2016-08-11 |
| 24143. | Vi (mashimaro324) | 72.55 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 24144. | Nguyen Thu Trang (ntt161) | 72.55 | 92% | 2011-08-15 |
| 24145. | Daniel (postedwp805) | 72.55 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 24146. | Martin (rykarn) | 72.54 | 94% | 2014-08-06 |
| 24147. | Nadeem (nadeemahmad560) | 72.54 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 24148. | Huy_Nguyen (vo_danh_) | 72.54 | — | 2010-06-10 |
| 24149. | Jovany (18jcervantes) | 72.54 | 89% | 2015-12-18 |
| 24150. | ninja (riddickbr) | 72.53 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 24151. | Blur (dunkrius) | 72.53 | 95% | 2017-06-04 |
| 24152. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 72.53 | 97% | 2013-12-17 |
| 24153. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 72.53 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 24154. | Branched (branchedstem) | 72.53 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 24155. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 72.53 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 24156. | Jonny (anorell) | 72.52 | 88% | 2013-10-11 |
| 24157. | jinhwan (fleo0917) | 72.52 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 24158. | Tony (nessjk) | 72.52 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 24159. | Dan (x_danma) | 72.52 | 94% | 2015-07-09 |
| 24160. | Trinnawat (trinnawat) | 72.52 | 97% | 2012-09-17 |
| 24161. | Gibreel (gibreel) | 72.52 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 24162. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 72.51 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 24163. | Greatest (_greatestever_) | 72.51 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |