So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7015. | Noam (noamaster88) | 92.43 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 7016. | (thomasdo1) | 92.43 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 7017. | Someone (littleriver) | 92.43 | 99% | 2022-11-16 |
| 7018. | (rjonesx) | 92.43 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 7019. | (crazyman1090) | 92.42 | 95% | 2016-09-10 |
| 7020. | (harviiep) | 92.42 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 7021. | (mojoejojo) | 92.42 | 97% | 2014-03-24 |
| 7022. | (alfos) | 92.42 | 96% | 2016-09-08 |
| 7023. | ThatCoolCoder (thatcoolcoder) | 92.41 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 7024. | M (mmussa) | 92.41 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
| 7025. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 92.41 | 96.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 7026. | (moobin2) | 92.41 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 7027. | (ninjaadi7903) | 92.40 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 7028. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 92.40 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 7029. | (nimcole) | 92.40 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 7030. | Ryan (ryanu) | 92.40 | 89% | 2015-08-23 |
| 7031. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 92.39 | 98.5% | 2023-10-22 |
| 7032. | Jeremy (harrack) | 92.39 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 7033. | Philipp (buggybrain) | 92.39 | 94% | 2011-07-20 |
| 7034. | j (luxlunae) | 92.38 | 97% | 2016-01-15 |
| 7035. | (therealzachsmith) | 92.38 | 97% | 2016-11-16 |
| 7036. | Logan (vanlo) | 92.38 | 96% | 2013-01-31 |
| 7037. | (cosmic) | 92.38 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 7038. | (nilmoe) | 92.37 | 89% | 2014-11-05 |
| 7039. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 92.37 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 7040. | Ismail (aismail90) | 92.37 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 7041. | Connor (fmcat) | 92.36 | 92% | 2014-08-14 |
| 7042. | RRKyu (rrkyu) | 92.36 | 99% | 2022-09-21 |
| 7043. | Vibha (vibhap) | 92.36 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 7044. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 92.36 | 98% | 2017-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |